1 weird sphere
6,000,000,000 humans
500,000,000+ musicians
50,000,000 creative dabblers
20,000,000 garageband dreamers
10,000,000 performing musicians
4,000,000 home recording hobbiests
3,000,000 recording studio consumers
2,000,000 saturday night pub sluggers
1,000,000 bitch jammin' babe magnets!
80,000 self mutilated burger jockeys
6000 signed independent label acts
1000 popstar marketing casualties
500 superstar moments in the sun
300 major label 'indie' posers
200 major media fabrications
100 superstar survivors
5 bloated media pigs
1 fucked industry
your music

and you



bitch slappin the industry one tune at a time













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